QUOTES BY ME!!
"When you create, you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?"
"The Chinese make everything - even the 'Free Tibet' stickers."
"In marriage, there are penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account."
"When I was growing up, my doctor said, 'Drugs will kill you.' Now I need them to stay alive. My doctor is my dealer."
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
“God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.”
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
(скрий)QUOTES BY ME!!
"When you create, you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?"
"The Chinese make everything - even the 'Free Tibet' stickers."
"In marriage, there are penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account."
"When I was growing up, my doctor said, 'Drugs will kill you.' Now I need them to stay alive. My doctor is my dealer."
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
“God gave men a penis and...
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